If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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