fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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