No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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