the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
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