Just fell off a train. Bad.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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