you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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