Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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