I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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