just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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