What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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