plz talk dirty to me
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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