No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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