Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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