flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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