hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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