there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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