Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Dicks are not precious.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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