I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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