So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Houston, we have a blender
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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