I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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