I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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