i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
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