'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
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I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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