apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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