i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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