i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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