guys are only as good as the porn they watch
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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