so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize
