Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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