I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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