I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
