id be glad to
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
This house was built for laser tag.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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