it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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