he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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