We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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