She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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