I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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