well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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