zippers are such a cool invention
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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