In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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