and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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