is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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