He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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