I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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