Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Its about making memories worth repressing
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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