Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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