okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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