Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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