Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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