im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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