this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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