yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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