please come you make the beer taste better
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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