The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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