It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
At least make sure they are 18
Why
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
