the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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