I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
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i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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