Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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