Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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